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The Top 10 Moments from Emma Roberts's AD Tour

The doll wall and the time out chair made the cut, but did her Italian edition of 'A Little Life'?

13 hrs ago •

Did Ryan Gosling Break Character Too Much on 'SNL'?

The fine line between funny and excessive.

Apr 16 •

'Freaky Friday 2' and Why We Keep Getting Sequels Announced but Not Made

'Election 2', 'Legally Blonde 3', 'Sister Act 3' - the list goes on.

Apr 11 •

Good for Shakira

It’s okay to be loud and wrong.

Apr 9 •

A Necessary Dissection of Justin Timberlake's New Song "Conditions"

You wanna see me go off?

Apr 4 •

Sadness as a Reminder of How Much They Mean to Us

Regina King, Robin Roberts and a master class on conversing about the death of a loved one.

Apr 2 •

March 2024

What's Going On With This Celebrity Profile Dry Spell?

To quote B*thenny Frankel: "This is a crisis."

Mar 28 •

"How are you doing right now?"

Jimmy Kimmel, Regina King, and a piercing exchange of grief.

Mar 26 •

Hello, Sydney [Sweeney]

"Continue shaking."

Mar 21 •

"Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling."

Explaining these instantly canonized, now-indelible seven words.

Mar 19 •

The Pyrrhic Victory of 'Scream 7'

I’m somewhere between Mo’Nique saying, “I would like to see it” and the Tyra Banks “Get the [Ghostface] off the TV; I’m not watching that!” meme. But…

Mar 14 •

Oscars 2024: O'Hara Should've Hosted, Cena's Modesty Pouch, and Other Memorable Moments

She tore! She = Emma Stone’s dress.

Mar 12 •

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