SHUT UP EVAN: THE NEWSLETTER

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ScarJo Enters the Quote Pantheon

ScarJo Enters the Quote Pantheon

She joins trusted appointees including Kim Cattrall and Whoopi Goldberg, amongst others.

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It was an immediate crash landing on the planet occupied by other cunty quotes; quotes that are uttered in offhanded candor but reverberate with the impact of something more akin to the Gettysburg Address. No sooner had the words come out of her mouth —  “I don’t want to be identified as being in this time and place with you” — than Scarlett Johansson was rocketed to an atmosphere occupied by fellow Avengers of a different ilk.

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You’ve got Gwyneth Paltrow:

“It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.”

Nicole Scherzinger:

“Where do I get the hat?”

Carrie Fisher:

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Whoopi Goldberg:

Gaby Hoffmann:

Catherine Zeta-Jones:

Isabelle Huppert:

And, of course, the GOAT: Kim Cattrall declaring:

It’s an immediate and unequivocal [very Lucille Bluth voice] “good for her.” Let’s unpack why this quote, which could have landed like a Noah Centineo speech, was quickly picked up and recognized for its achievements as opposed to being misinterpreted as out of touch.

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