And Just Like That… is famously a show about Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte. It’s also a show about Lisa, Seema, Nya and Che. It’s also a show about plus ones: Franklin, George, Aidan, Steve, Amelia, Joy, Harry, Herbert Sr., Zed, Ravi, Andre Rashad, Ian, Toussant and Toby. Then there’s the kids: Brady, Lily, Rock, Herbert Jr., Henry and Gabrielle. This to underline an already bolded point: This show has a lot of characters, side characters and side characters to side characters. Below, a ranking of all 85 characters on the show from worst to best.
Wyatt Shaw: Teenage war criminal
Lisette: My nemesis
Sloane: Garlic cookie
Marlon: Needs to learn how to take a dick pic
Kathy: I get a bad vibe
Lily York-Goldenblatt: “Power of Privilege” songstress
Paul: Incel
Ravi: Marvel flop director
Cy: Needs an identity outside of “husband”
Dr. Chang: Ejaculate expert
Heidi with a Hat/Hipster Heidi: Homewrecker
Anastasia: Gallerina #2
Jack: The audiobook recording industry’s smelliest pits
Baxter: The bane of Lisa Todd Wexley’s existence
Edward: Penis pump
Lyle: Che’s ex/SoHo House mixologist/Goldie Hawn’s son
Amanda: Makes me miss Courtney Masterson (Amy Sedaris) and Lily Martin (Molly Shannon), Carrie’s old publishers
Andre Rashad: The audacity of this man to invite his ex to his new wife’s baby shower!
Cyril: It’s giving Jesse Williams and I’m not mad about it
Bryan: Call me!
Elliot: I want him and Anthony feuding in Season 3
Franklin: Lousy podcast producer but looks good in a tank top
Herbert Wexley Jr.: Baxter’s enabler
Greg: School principal who needs to get a handle on the horny moms
Ian: I hardly knew him
Smoke: Can’t make a Met Gala dress for shit
Mark Kasabian: Went down with the Titanic
Toby: Che’s 11th hour new love interest
Harry Goldenblatt: Prosthetic penis
Serena: Needs to ditch Sloane
Brady Hobbes: Unstable momma’s boy
Ryan Serhant: Why?
Che Diaz: To quote Miranda Hobbes, “not funny”
Lawrence Todd: Dead in Season 1 but brought back to life for an episode in Season 2
Anthony Marentino: Reluctant bottom
Kerry Moore: So mad about 27 Dresses
Kai: Gallerina #1
Herbert Wexley Sr.: Loved him in In the Heights
Gary: Sound guy, doesn’t smell (that we know of)
Sam Smith: Has $100k to drop on a painting? Work
George: Victim of Carrie’s bike lane negligence
Henry Wexley: A stand-out in Theater Camp
Amelia: Kitty litter
Rock York-Goldenblatt: Reluctant Ralph Lauren model
Jackie: Not sure why he’s on this show but he’s harmless so long as you don’t give him Hollandaise before noon
Zed: Preferred him at Prada
Ricky: Seems sweet but judging from Miranda’s ink job only, not a great tattoo artist
Gene: Proud of him for pursuing his law degree alongside his (former?) work as a tap instructor
Jess Henderson: Need them emceeing the Comedy Central Roast of Che Diaz
Gabrielle Wexley: Perfect angel
Joy: Another colleague for a character to enter into a relationship with (see: Carrie & Franklin and Seema & Ravi)
Ross Mathews: Kinda sexually harassed Giuseppe on the job, but slay?
Lela: Charlotte’s Web obsessive
Toussaint: Exploded in Nya’s mouth
Juan José: Bitchy blowout queen
Bee: Ralph Lauren stylist
Chloe: Girlboss
Giuseppe: Hung poet
Victoire: Who? But stunning
Nya: Soufflé enthusiast
Edie: Hair color enthusiast
Cis: Dumpling enthusiast
Allie: Tattoo enthusiast
Aidan Shaw: Country lurch
BD: Pilot destroyer
Enid Frick: Noted PayPal user
Miranda Hobbes: High-powered attorney turned fucking mess turned… BBC correspondent?
Maddie Thomas: Don Rickles in a wig
Lisa Todd Wexley: Needs hired help to ease her many stresses
Raina: Paid maternity leave denier
Seema Patel: Great at holding her own in a fight outside of a Warren Tricomi in the rain
Steve Brady: Protect him at any and all costs
Rocco: Seema’s driver slash the love interest that never was
Richard Burton: The unsung heart of the show
Tony Danza: Great hair
Stanford Blatch: The missing link
Gloria Steinem: Feminist icon/doesn’t wash hands after using toilet
Charlotte York-Goldenblatt: The stealth MVP
Eunice: Mother has arrived!
Drew Barrymore: Need her back for Season 3
Judy: Give her a spin-off
Bitsy von Muffling: The only acceptable Samantha replacement
Samantha Jones: Ta and cheerio
Carrie Bradshaw: The one
Shoe Bradshaw: Shoulda been named Kitty Bradshaw, but we stan regardless
Highly disagree with Harry’s ranking. He’s the best one!
Justice for Harry!